I sent an email to myself today about my thoughts. It was called: "A letter to the Editor. I hate your work."

I think I'm trying to tell myself something...

Have you ever been to a major concert without a supporting act? Its 2009 and you're still whinging? Turn up later, please.

Not much in this world can beat Abby dancing to Numa Numa guy on youtube.

And sometimes its like a jigsaw puzzle, beautiful and perfect.

Finding one song to like is easy, but sometimes it is remarkably hard to make it fit in the album it belongs to.

The Ozbournes: Hippy Camp

"They make you like, feed a tree before you feed yourself." - Kelly

"How the fuck do you feed a tree? What do you do, put a ham sandwich on it?!" - Ozzy

Sometimes you need to realise that a band might make the most fantastic album of all time, and yet the rest would serve better as a coaster.

The kind of girl that whispers: Thank god for you.

Which would you rather;

Blindingly Epic or Epically Blinding?

Slightly dysfunctional outfit ready for the weekend.

Still working on the explanations of why I have a BoSox cap when I haven't been there, and why the sticker is still on it.

Spending the evening gazing at photos of Ellen Page wasn't quite the creative activity I had in mind...but at least we share inconsistent clothing choices.

Aaron Carter should never have grown up...

Drinking Mother from a glass bottle feels oddly like cheating...how can you cheat with no alcohol?

http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&aid=12754

Chapsticks are strange. You don't eat them, you smear them on your lips. So you want it to taste good. They flavour them. But they still have that chapstick taste about them. Basically what you want is like a lip candy, but you'd never actually smear that on your lips, would you?

Tempted to email uWink Hollywood and tell them how awesome Annesley was. Would that be considered stalking?

Eggplant Dip = Elegant Plant Dip, according to my brain.

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New favourite word: FUCKBASKETS!

I don't know who it was that decided that ripping episodes of Buffy with the commentary on was a good idea, but I wish they'd diaf.